September 23Soltron robots collect hearts and skulls. They carry them along like balloons until they return to their mothership where they can return them for an exchange of goods and services. Most often the skulls are exchanged for booze and lap dances. The hearts are returned for one year of gauranteed happiness - or they can opt for a health plan.
September 22Everybody knows that people who work in offices and wear ties are greedy little pigs. It's true, just rebel against it ok?






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